She appears at the start of Robert E HowardвЂ™s вЂRed NailsвЂ™ as a complete character in her own right, self-assured, self-sufficient and exuding confidence and power: вЂњShe was tall, full-bosomed, and large-limbed, with compact shoulders. Valeria doesnвЂ™t need a backstory, nor does she need a supporting (and overly supportive) cast. The annoying thing is that it all could have been avoided. There is, quite frankly, nothing to spoil. That Marvel feels able to release preview pages from the final third of the issue tells you everything you need to know about how essential the first two-thirds of the issue is.

It is an entirely fitting ending to a poorly constructed and amateurish issue. In fact, the issue is so devoid of incident that the writer seems to realize this at the last minute and crams in a final page вЂcliffhangerвЂ™ which, coming just after the important flashback that explains it, confuses rather than excites and is merely jarring rather than dramatic. There is no sub-plot and barely any main plot. This is a story in the loosest of senses вЂ“ a number of incidents or scenes connected only by the fact that Valeria is in them all. We see ValeriaвЂ™s childhood and upbringing before we see her as (IвЂ™m guessing) a girl in her late teens dealing with a friendly old (and pervy) pickpocket in her local, talking with an also friendly one-eyed bartender and visiting an eventually friendly blacksmith. The issue is titled вЂњChild of WarвЂќ, but it may as well be called вЂњHey everyone, hereвЂ™s ValeriaвЂќ. This wouldnвЂ™t be so much of a problem if there was an ongoing plot to engage the reader. In the hands of a more competent writer, this double tragedy could have worked better, but even then weвЂ™re in such well-worn and familiar territory it would take a storytelling master (or mistress) to make it truly memorable. While I must admit that the creative team does a pretty good job with the former (the death of ValeriaвЂ™s mother is, in one of the few examples of decent storytelling in the entire issue, genuinely disturbing), the latter is confused and curiously lacking in narrative power, for reasons which IвЂ™ll come to in a minute. FinchвЂ™s Valeria has not one, but two, tragic moments in her childhood вЂ“ the death of her parents and the murder of her brother by a mysterious cloaked and hooded figure. Tini HowardвЂ™s Belit, although unbearably brattish at times, is at least clearly affected by what happens to her father and itвЂ™s easy to see that the character is, in some sense, defined by the really rather shocking moment in which she kills her father because she doesnвЂ™t want to see him die in weakness. (Now, you may think thatвЂ™s an unfair observation to make, but this issue shares a title with the Belit book and thus invites the comparison.)

To make things worse, writer Meredith Finch does not do as good a job with ValeriaвЂ™s past in this issue as Tini Howard did with BelitвЂ™s, which only serves to reinforce the sense of a creative team running out of ideas. Giving a heroine a tragic past as a motivation is not necessarily a terrible thing to do, but doing it twice in a row exposes the tiredness of the trope in a cruel (to the reader) and unnecessary manner. But the company doesnвЂ™t, IвЂ™d suggest, have to mess about with and diminish established characters in order to do so. Now, if thatвЂ™s a market that Marvel has identified and wants to exploit, more power to it. It appears to be aimed at a teen/pre-teen audience who is either already invested in Conan ( really unlikely) or sword and sorcery fantasy more generally.

Firstly, who is this book for? ItвЂ™s certainly not for me. IвЂ™d like to make a couple of general points before moving on to specifics.

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